You know when you need to practice speaking a language but you don’t want to speak it in front of native speakers because you’re worried they will judge you for your poor grammar skills and limited vocabulary


  1. Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  2. Therapist: Why?
  3. Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  4. Therapist: And?
  5. Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  6. Therapist: Touche

#what even was this season

Sleeping At Last


Pluto || Sleeping At Last

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“True friendship resists time, distance and silence.”
— Isabel Allende (via artsivo)

"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."